Grandpa

Grandpa's Awakening
Grandpa was born in 1869. He was one of the first /dol/ members, joining so he could spend some time with his grandson Link Link. This is where Grandpa got red pilled about the truth. He discovered that CIA was responsible for 99.999% of all of Hyrule's problems. He went down to the old folks homes and he spouted his famous doctrine: "CIA, more like DARKIE!!!"

Grandpa's Downfall
Unfortunately, CIA hunted down Grandpa for his "racist" views. Grandpa was stareraped by the harlot with a hat. Grandpa died from the trauma, he was lain to rest in Hyrule Field per his request.